TOKTARD
/ˈtɒk.tɑrd/
noun • [CRYPTO NATIVE] • [DEGEN SPECIES]
1.
A CRYPTOCURRENCY DEGENERATE who believes every token is the next moonshot. Cannot be reasoned with. Lives in perpetual FOMO. Has never sold for profit. Screenshots everything. Runs on pure hopium.
"That toktard just bought another AI token at the top."
2.
One who NEVER SELLS, even at -99% dumps. The sell button becomes invisible. Effect persists through multiple crashes. Permanent condition. No known cure.
"That toktard is still holding from the 2021 bull run."
3.
A person who discovers tokens on TIKTOK and immediately ape-ins without research. Sees a 15-second pump video, checks chart once, sends entire bag. The TikTok-to-rug pipeline flows through them.
"He saw a tok trending on TikTok and bought in 3 seconds flat."
4.
A trader who treats PUMP.FUN like a slot machine, launching 6 tokens before breakfast. Believes every "next Pepe" is actually the next Pepe. Convinced random anons are "insiders" who "know something."
"The toktard spent his rent money on 12 pump.fun launches thinking one would moon."
5.
A chronically OVER-STIMULATED BRAIN running on chart noise, unable to focus for more than 4 seconds. Taps between TradingView tabs like a malfunctioning pigeon. Loses attention mid-sentence unless a green candle flashes.
"The toktard saw a 1m wick and instantly forgot his own birthday."
6.
A trader suffering from DOPAMINE ROT — a condition where each micro-pump rewires the brain into thinking every token is "the one." Develops severe dependency on daily liquidation risk for emotional regulation.
"Classic toktard behavior: he needs volatility the way others need water."
7.
A SHORT-TERM MEMORY CASUALTY, unable to remember why he bought a token, when he bought it, or how many bags he's holding. Opens Phantom 22 times an hour "just to check."
"He re-bought the same token twice because he forgot he already had it."
8.
A creature whose brain has been DEEP-FRIED by back-to-back 100x charts, resulting in permanent cognitive scatter. Thought processes consist entirely of candle patterns, half-formed justifications, and imaginary insider info.
"Bro's prefrontal cortex runs entirely on hopium and hallucinated callouts."
9.
A trader with ZERO PATIENCE, constantly cycling through tokens like TikTok swipes. Holds for 17 seconds, panics, re-enters, panics again, screenshots gains he never took.
"The toktard attention span dissolves faster than liquidity."
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